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Emo Eye-Covering Haircuts Causing Lazy-Eye Epidemic

3 years agoHumor : Geekologie

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's worn an eyepatch for a week straight pretending to be a pirate, doctors in Australia are now claiming a haircut that covers one of your eyes makes that eye lazy because it doesn't do anything but stare at your stupid hair all day long. Optometrists Association of Tasmania education director Andrew Hogan warned that amblyopia, the medical term for lazy eye, can result from obstructed vision caused by hair.
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Lazy Eye? Blame Justin Bieber Hair

Pop Culture / Celebrity : Gossip from Newser (3 years ago)

That hair-hanging-over-the-eye style so popular with Justin Bieber wannabes and emo kids alike may not be such a great idea: An expert described by Australia’s Daily Telegraph as a “leading optometrist” claims the haircut could caus... Read Post

Warning: Emo Haircuts May Fuck Up Your Vision

Music / Indie Music : Stereogum (3 years ago)

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