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Cleanseday One-Liners

Old guy to young couple, upon departing train : Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair! --L Train Overheard by: Stefan Little boy to mom : Do you think Mr Obama showers every day? --112th & Broadway Overheard by: Hopefully Children's book author, earnestly : I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower. --9th & 36th Overheard by: Rose Fox Sanitary worker cleaning street : Fuck that shit.
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Wednesday Bun-in-the-Oven Liners

United States / New York : Overheard in New York (2 years ago)

Man to young, female relative : Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair. --Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying Guy on cell : Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas. ... Read Post

Remember the Hippo Ballerinas from Fantasia?

United States / New York : Overheard in New York (4 years ago)

Little boy looking at a poster for "dance your a$$ off" : That guy is fat, she is fat, they are all fat. Boy's friend : They are all very fat. Babysitter : Hey, that isn't nice. Little boy : But they are fat. --1 Train Overheard by:... Read Post

Wedne$day One-Liner$

United States / New York : Overheard in New York (2 years ago)

Young male attorney : I like my job. It pays barely enough to keep me alive, but... --Civil Court, Brooklyn Overheard by: Big Larry Little kid : But mom, you said we were gonna buy a piggy bank!! --2 Train, Brooklyn Overheard by: La... Read Post


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