Old guy to young couple, upon departing train : Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair!
Overheard by: Stefan
Little boy to mom : Do you think Mr Obama showers every day?
--112th & Broadway
Overheard by: Hopefully
Children's book author, earnestly : I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower.
--9th & 36th
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Sanitary worker cleaning street : Fuck that shit.
Little boy : You don't have what I want, you don't know what I want. Mom : Danny! You're four years old! You don't even know what you want. --6 Train Overheard by: tennesejed Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote t... Read Post
Little boy looking at a poster for "dance your a$$ off" : That guy is fat, she is fat, they are all fat. Boy's friend : They are all very fat. Babysitter : Hey, that isn't nice. Little boy : But they are fat. --1 Train Overheard by:... Read Post
Young male attorney : I like my job. It pays barely enough to keep me alive, but... --Civil Court, Brooklyn Overheard by: Big Larry Little kid : But mom, you said we were gonna buy a piggy bank!! --2 Train, Brooklyn Overheard by: La... Read Post