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Old guy to young couple, upon departing train : Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair! --L Train Overheard by: Stefan Little boy to mom : Do you think Mr Obama showers every day? --112th & Broadway Overheard by: Hopefully Children's book author, earnestly : I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower. --9th & 36th Overheard by: Rose Fox Sanitary worker cleaning street : Fuck that shit.
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