Old guy to young couple, upon departing train : Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair!
Overheard by: Stefan
Little boy to mom : Do you think Mr Obama showers every day?
--112th & Broadway
Overheard by: Hopefully
Children's book author, earnestly : I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower.
--9th & 36th
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Sanitary worker cleaning street : Fuck that shit.
Mom to young boy, as they leave cafe : Honey, do you want that cross you found on the table? Young boy : Yeah. (picks it up). Mom : Every Jewish boy needs a broken cross, right? --Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: Chris K. Alsome | ...
Guy on cell: But he didn’t get shot…Oh, the old man’s dead? Niiiice! –Starbucks, 57th St Little Boy: Mommy, mommy! Guess what I dreamt about last night? I dreamt I was dead! –Star Diner, 77th & 1st Overheard by: Fruit Salad Commuter...
Man to young, female relative : Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair. --Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying Guy on cell : Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas. ...
Young male attorney : I like my job. It pays barely enough to keep me alive, but... --Civil Court, Brooklyn Overheard by: Big Larry Little kid : But mom, you said we were gonna buy a piggy bank!! --2 Train, Brooklyn Overheard by: La...