Old guy to young couple, upon departing train : Have a good night, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, wash your hair!
Overheard by: Stefan
Little boy to mom : Do you think Mr Obama showers every day?
--112th & Broadway
Overheard by: Hopefully
Children's book author, earnestly : I just want to give Neil Gaiman a shower.
--9th & 36th
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Sanitary worker cleaning street : Fuck that shit.
Preppy girl to friend: Do you ever shower and shower and still not feel clean?--Broadway b/w 112th & 113thOverheard by: Ladle Young thug to two women: Yo, you make me wanna take a shower.--Penn Station Large bald guy with shopping b...
Man to young, female relative : Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair. --Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying Guy on cell : Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas. ...
Little boy looking at a poster for "dance your a$$ off" : That guy is fat, she is fat, they are all fat. Boy's friend : They are all very fat. Babysitter : Hey, that isn't nice. Little boy : But they are fat. --1 Train Overheard by:...
Little boy : You don't have what I want, you don't know what I want. Mom : Danny! You're four years old! You don't even know what you want. --6 Train Overheard by: tennesejed Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote t...