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Tall man : Why? Short woman : Because I want to. Tall man : Why? Short woman : Because I want to! Tall man : Why? Short woman : Because I want to, and I want a cigarette too! --5th Ave & 14th St Overheard by: Don Willmott Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2012-05-31
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