Tall man : Why?
Short woman : Because I want to.
Tall man : Why?
Short woman : Because I want to!
Tall man : Why?
Short woman : Because I want to, and I want a cigarette too!
--5th Ave & 14th St
Overheard by: Don Willmott
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Posted 2012-05-31
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