Drunk white girl coming home from the bar : He pooped?
Drunk Asian girl : Yeah, he pooped... in his pants!
Drunk white girl : Why?
Drunk Asian girl : Because he's a weirdo.
--114th St & Broadway
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Posted 2012-05-31
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