I seethe with disgust at the sight of your face. I can’t say your name because I hate the way it feels on my tongue. Why can’t I stop loving you.
You can snuggle here, kid, but you've got to clean up your act. This is absolutely disgusting. That cat used its one and only tongue—the same tongue it eats with, the same tongue it keeps itself clean with—to bathe a toddler's sweat... Read Post
Stop botching the names of foreign business partners, hosts or even new friends you meet on the road. Read Post