This has to be a record:
GREEK FINANCE MINISTER RAPANOS RESIGNS
GREEK FINANCE MINISTER RAPANOS RESIGNS; PRIME MINISTER ACCEPTS
This is the same guy who was appointed last week, and who fainted after seeking the official Greek numbers. And elsewhere:
CYPRUS REQUESTS EU AID
CYPRUS SEEKS EXTERNAL FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE FROM EURO AREA: China just said NEIN
Prepare the bath salt firehose.