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Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that response to the President's State of the Union address where she spent the entire duration of the talk locking eyes with an unseen person somewhere off to the side of the camera? Remember how she's turned the Tea Party Express into the Crazy Train? Well, after putting up with her jaw-droppingly nutty antics for several years, it seems this week's "America Is Being Secretly Run by the Muslim Brotherhood" stunt has finally convinced some powerful Republicans that now may be the time to kick Michele out of Capitol Hill cool kids' group.
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Rep. Michele Bachmann's campaign won its most significant victory yet in Saturday's Ames Straw Poll, but is all the media attention getting to her head? Surrounding herself with massive bodyguards with ear wigs and intensely loyal s... Read Post

Minnesota Republican and general wolf-in-Holly Golightly's clothing Michele Bachmann won yesterday's famed Iowa Straw Poll, narrowly defeating challenger Ron Paul and leaving the rest of the competition in the dust. While her campai... Read Post

Newsflash (a few days after the fact, of course): over the weekend, Michele Bachmann won Iowa’s straw poll (a fundamentally unimportant win, of course, but one that must be recognized). And while America’s political sphere is giddy ... Read Post