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Service-y Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine in Bathroom [Pregnant Pause]

Taking a pregnancy test can be a nerve-wracking, stomach-churning, mindfucking experience. As such, the best way for a lady to calm her Am I Pregnant? jitters is to head on down to her local pub, knock back a few girly drinks, and then, when she's just about three sheets to the wind, head to the restroom, where she can buy a pregnancy test from a vending machine and instantly analyze her Appletini pee for traces of telltale pregnancy hormones.
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