"Do I have some kind of sugar imbalance? Dont answer. I want it to be a surprise when I find out from a doctor."
"I'd love to see someone have to list all the porn they've watched for a week. You'd get reports of a lot of black and white French films with brief glimpses of toplessness," says Mike O'Brien, SNL writer and host of "7 Minutes in Heaven" who took the New York Diet so seriously that he was actually stunted by it.
In the sardine aisle at Key Foods, a spot Rich knows well. "When they told me about this thing, I was so terrified that it was a sting operation by my mother to see if I've been eating right," Simon Rich says. "Telling a reporter wh... Read Post
Sometime back in high school we picked up some Zima at a bodega (and Jolly Ranchers, to drop in them, because that is what you did then) and drank our way to Yankee Stadium to see Pink Floyd (some of us were also eating a lot of san... Read Post