"Do I have some kind of sugar imbalance? Dont answer. I want it to be a surprise when I find out from a doctor."
"I'd love to see someone have to list all the porn they've watched for a week. You'd get reports of a lot of black and white French films with brief glimpses of toplessness," says Mike O'Brien, SNL writer and host of "7 Minutes in Heaven" who took the New York Diet so seriously that he was actually stunted by it.