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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop Read More...
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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering u... Read Post

Mmmm… smug satisfaction. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Hudgens hopped up on white chocolate again, Minka Kelly clearly wanting me to stare at her vagina and goddammit, Heidi Klum, buy a better camera. Y... Read Post

These things are really starting to become an STD Awareness Campaign, aren’t they? Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find such astonishing wonders as a freakishly strong Octuplet Cannon, an obligatory Pippa Midd... Read Post