Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.
Since I have been feeling somewhat down of late, Mr. Diary, I decided to take the day to take stock of things and be thankful for all that I have accomplished. While there were some mutterings from the press about gaffes during my recent foreign adventures, I never once got drunk and removed my clothing during any of those trip activities.
Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better. Today I went shopping, Mr. Diary, just as all normal human units do. I purchased normal commoner products, such as corn. Corn is an excellent product to buy, because every... Read Post
Hello again, human diary. It is I, Mitt Romney, your better. Today has been quite a busy day on the campaign trail, Mr. Diary. On the policy front, my opponent somewhat surprised us with a new immigration policy that sounds much lik... Read Post