Post by Kiri BlakeleyHey, you know that weird old recluse of a distant relative who keeps to himself, thinks the government is out to get him, stockpiles guns, won't go to the doctor, has no friends, and is a conspiracy theorist? Yeah, you know the guy I'm talking about. You try to stay as far away from him as possible.
But that could be a big mistake. Be nice to that guy! Verrrry nice.