I slept with a married guy. I wish I could say this was a one-time thing, but it's not the first time I've been the other woman.
Girl #1: Are you going away for spring break?Girl #2: No. I wish I could.Guy: I'm not. I'm auditioning for that reality show.Girl #1: Oh, good luck.Guy: But I'd better get it...I've been sleeping with all of them.--NYU Dining HallOv... Read Post
Drunk chick: Apparently there are lots of guys here tonight who have slept with me that want to sleep with me again, and also a few here that have not slept with me that want to!Friend: Really?Drunk chick: Yeah! And it's a good thin... Read Post
Hot girl: I feel really really bad.Sarcastic gay friend: Your conscience about sleeping with married guys catching up to you?Hot girl: No, it's that stupid Mexican food you made me eat. I wanna puke.--6 TrainOverheard by: In Shock A... Read Post