I slept with a married guy. I wish I could say this was a one-time thing, but it's not the first time I've been the other woman.
Hipster guy: Did we sleep in 'till 1 pm today? Or was that yesterday?Hipster girl: No, that was yesterday. We slept in 'till ten today.Hipster guy: What's wrong with us? Do we have aids?--Williamsburg Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs dow... Read Post
Drunk chick: Apparently there are lots of guys here tonight who have slept with me that want to sleep with me again, and also a few here that have not slept with me that want to!Friend: Really?Drunk chick: Yeah! And it's a good thin... Read Post
Hot girl: I feel really really bad.Sarcastic gay friend: Your conscience about sleeping with married guys catching up to you?Hot girl: No, it's that stupid Mexican food you made me eat. I wanna puke.--6 TrainOverheard by: In Shock A... Read Post