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Guy Arrested For Lurking In Woods Dressed As Scary Clown

20-year old Jonathan Martin was recently arrested in Middlesboro, Kentucky after he was found lurking in the woods near an apartment complex at 1AM dressed as a terrifying clown, presumably because that meth wasn't going to smoke itself. He was charged with wearing a mask in public, disorderly conduct, and not knowing how to spend a Friday night. Recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into woods have sparked alarm.
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