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The Ballad of OLDMAN CAT versus the CANDIED INSECTS

Part One 1. I take a nice long bubble bath in an apartment empty but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 2. I sleep for eight hours alone but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 3. I awake to find half my house covered in tiny black insects carrying eggs that are neither ants nor […]
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