Old lady to young man helping her carry heavy bags: What a nice gentleman! Thank you! Young man: I am not from here. If you go to Texas, you would not have to carry bags anymore! –Midtown Overheard by: SH
What on earth this little old lady was carrying in her bag will forever remain a mystery, but considering its obvious weight and substantial size, my guess is it was another little old lady.
A 17-year old girl was caught shoplifting at a Victoria's Secret in New York City yesterday. And when authorities confiscated the young woman's shopping bag, they found a dead fetus inside of it. Girl Caught with Dead Fetus in Shopp...
Old lady #1: The exterminator. He’s an extremely nice man. Isn’t he a nice man?Old lady #2: Yes, he was very nice.Old lady #1: We should hire him more often.Old lady #2: Oh, you’re so bad.–B61 busOverheard by: aspiring old lady