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Hello Kitty is Running for President

Finally, in the eleventh hour, a candidate we can get behind. Not content to win just one election this year, Hello Kitty is announcing her candidacy for president (she’s old enough!) as the Friendship Party candidate — top that, Peace and Freedom Party! Sanrio is putting forth the cutest of all Manchurian candidates (day one abolition of sales tax on all merch), with Hello Kitty working to get her name on the ballot alongside running mate Chococat — I’ve heard Gudetama was the first choice, but he never got the paperwork done.
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