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"Joking Till the Cows Come Home"

By Jerry Zezima Even though I have always been more apt to milk a joke than a cow, which can create udder confusion (see what I mean?), I have long wanted to be a gentleman farmer. First, of course, I'd have to become a gentleman, which would ruin my reputation, or what's left of it. Then I'd have to buy the farm, which both my banker and my doctor say I am not ready to do.
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