In honor of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Mutation Day, allow me to present: How To Make Your Own Mutant Ninja Turtle
1) Find a happy turtle.
2) Trap the turtle.
You may need a bigger cage.
3) Teach your turtle to love America.
If you're not American, teach your turtle to love America anyway. We need all the fans we can get right now.
When your turtle is properly addicted to Cheez Whiz and America's Got Talent, it's time to move on to the mutation phase.
With filming presently rolling along, we're getting more and more information about the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, also known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Half Shell. The sequel to last summer's hit will feature a ...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans will want to get this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Glasses 4-Pack. It’s a great way to celebrate your love for these heroes in a half shell. Each of your favorite turtles are here in 16 oz. glasses....
A new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is almost here, so celebrate and make a toast with this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Phrases Pint Glass 4-Pack. These mutated turtle crime fighters are ready to hold your beverages. You get 4...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shell Lunch Bag – $19.95 Is your lunch prone to pilfering? Protect your lunch ninjutsu style with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Lunch Bag from the NeatoShop. This great insulated lunch bag looks like a ...