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SEK IS LIAR WHO LIES WITH HIS LIES

ALL WORDS COURTESY OF OLDMAN CAT FACEBOOK PAGE BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE WE LIVE OLDMAN MUND: WHAT HAPPENED HERE SEK: Bunch of fleas died. OLDMAN MUND: WHO KILLED THEM SEK: You did. OLDMAN MUND: DID NOT THEY WERE MY FRIENDS SEK: No, they weren’t. OLDMAN MUND: NOW THEY ARE DEAD SEK: The horror, the horror […]
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