Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!
The poor guy, who isn't giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!
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Thought you had a bad day? Jordan, a 21-year-old tradesman from Sydney, Australia, found himself having the worst day ever on Tuesday, having been bitten on the penis by a spider — again. SEE ALSO: Clever crocodile shows off terrify...
A 21-year-old Australian man who will, understandably, only give his first name, Jordan, has been bitten by a spider on his penis... twice. Both times, the tradesman was using a portable toilet at a building site when he was attacke...
A 21-year-old tradesman is now being called "the unluckiest man in Australia" after being bitten on the penis by spiders twice in the span of five months.