We live in a terrifying world in which an orange-haired freak is stalking the countryside, threatening violence and spreading panic to the masses.
But enough about Donald Trump! There are killer clowns out there, people!
Yes, as you may have heard, roving gangs of deranged freakin' clowns have been making your nightmares come to life across the country.
Posses of mentally ill circus performers have been spotted in ten states, and it looks like they've progressed from simply scaring the ever-loving sh-t out of kids to actually assaulting people.
This creepy clown trend has gotten way out of hand, and three separate clowns have threatened school violence in Ohio this week alone. More » School Canceled Due to Clown Attack is a post from Mommyish - Parenting Imperfect.
The strange clown threats spreading across the nation turned violent on Friday with a young male dressed as a clown attacking a woman in Ohio and a spate of other incidents popping up across dozens of states. The latest attack has p...