You may want to rethink eating that kitchen floor doughnut
I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it.
"I turned into Doughnuts McCigarettes the second I left for college." Diablo Cody maintains one important rule for eating: "I subscribe to the Nicki Minaj philosophy of nutrition," she says. "I ain't missing no meals." The director ...
As part of a new food safety campaign, Australian health officials are warning that you should really stop eating cold cuts off your dirty kitchen floor.
Usually, the "5 second rule" of eating floor food goes out the window when that floor happens to come in contact with the feet and stray bodily fluids of millions of commuters and the stray rodent.