21st CENTURY HEADLINES: Cop Issues Warning: ‘If You Run Around in a Clown Suit, You Should Probably Expect for Citizens to Beat You.’
THE 21ST CENTURY HASN’T TURNED OUT AS I EXPECTED: British health experts warn of unstoppable gonorrhea.
FINALLY, A 21ST CENTURY HEADLINE LIKE THE ONES I EXPECTED AS A KID: Two jetpackers fly along side an A380 that is also flying.
21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: After Death, Nevada Issues Cryotherapy Guidelines. None of these guidelines sound like they would have prevented the death in question, though, which is sadly typical.