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Christie Calls Trump Genius for Plan to Burn Down White House and Collect Insurance

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, called Donald J. Trump a “genius” on Monday for his controversial plan to burn down the White House to collect insurance money.
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