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Fifth-grade Girl Impaled In Rectum By School Cafeteria Seating

BIRMINGHAM, AL — A fifth-grader in suffered an embarrassing injury in her school’s cafeteria after she went to sit down on a barstool and did not realize there was no seat attached to the pole. According to Stacy Minnifield, she was called to her 10-year-old daughter’s school by the school nurse who informed her that her daughter had been impaled by a metal pole in the lunchroom.
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