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Conductor #1, singing: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. (train stops and doors don't open) Conductor #2: Doors! The doors! (doors open and then don't close) Conductor #2: Doors! (doors close and train starts moving) Conductor #1, singing with backup music: I believe I can fly. I believe I […]
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