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Amateur Soccer Man Secures His Spot In Heaven With This Majestic Goal

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle,” Jesus Christ once remarked, “than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” He continued, “But if a soccer man doth line up and crack a sweet shot on goal, and find himself denied by the crossbar, yet resist the weapons of Lucifer as disappointment and bitterness creep into his mind to continue on, to meet the soaring rebound with another, even purer strike that finds the back of the net, well shit, that dude is DEFINITELY going to straight to paradise regardless of what’s in his bank account.
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