THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED: McDonald’s advises customers to dunk their fries in milkshake. Steve warned you that the hamburger chain, currently helmed by a British CEO who vowed a year and a half ago to transform McDonald’s into a “modern, progressive burger company” was doomed.
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED: MURDERED FOR EATING BEEF: On the day Narendra Modi returned from the United States, having wowed Silicon Valley with his openness to all things digital, a Muslim man was murdered in a...
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED: Muslim Model Hangs Herself to Avoid Arranged Marriage. I’d criticize this sort of thing, with the arranged marriages, the honor killings, and so on, but “that’s their culture.”
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D EXPECTED: Geneva to get ‘café fellatio’ by end of year. “A firm in Geneva plans to open a café where customers can enjoy oral sex while they sip their morning coffee.”
THE 21ST CENTURY HASN’T TURNED OUT AS I EXPECTED: British health experts warn of unstoppable gonorrhea.