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Listen: nic - ”~~~~~~”

In the middle of the night, a car pulls up outside. Their stereo's blasting. On the bus, a cell phone rings, and a muffled conversation follows. Upstairs, they thump around all night. Downstairs, Please Respect Our Neighbors. Next door, one song loops the whole night through. No one gets up to turn off the stereo. Apparently. The car drives off, eventually. Your battery's dying, or the speakers have blown.
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