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A Real New Yorker Says "Meh"

A Real New Yorker Says "Meh" 1. A real New Yorker only needs to slide her metro card once. Just once. 2. A Real New Yorker When caught behind a gawking, slow-walking tourist rolls his eyes and mutters "Go back to fucking Kansas" under his coffee-infused breath. 3. A Real New Yorker enthusiastically gives directions without smiling. 4. A Real New Yorker, when confronted with the choice of a packed subway car and an empty subway car with a homeless person bleeding out from Ebola, chooses the empty car because she's had a long day, needs a seat, and Ebola was, like, a two-years-ago thing.
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