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Real Products That People Are Trying To Make Exist: Gothic Blood Lube

Because somebody was determined to not let Japan win today's WTF award, this is the Indiegogo campaign for Blood Lube, sex lube that looks like blood. Not even in my deepest, darkest vampire fantasy (and I have a lot of them) could I have imagined this. Yet here we are. What a time to be alive. Or undead. Get it? Like a vampire. Stay Wicked is a dark/goth clothing line started by the twisted minds of Christopher Murray and Kara Dennis.
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