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? Listen: emamouse - “Tiny mice rice”

Lil mousies scamper through the walls, always outwitting the cat—so fat. They nest in the cupboards and chew through the bags. A hand shoots into an over-stacked cabinet and feels around for a box of cereal. Rushed morning, missed alarm, hunger! the mousies squeak hehehehe while dodging the groping fingers, fuck, what was that?! What?! I thought I felt something. Find the cereal box and the back’s been chewed out.
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