First step: If you have bacon on the frying pan, please finish cooking it to the desired level of crispiness to enjoy while you read this earth-shattering news.
Private citizen Nick Offerman has somehow gotten in touch with political influencer Ron Swanson to get his thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, and plans for the ballot may surprise you.
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I am frequently asked how Ron Swanson would weigh in on this election.
All of the best art comes from a deeply personal place so it's no surprise that Nick Offerman's slam poem about bacon is profoundly moving. Snaps all around for Ron Fucking Swanson. More »
If you weren't aware, Nick Offerman, who plays manliest of men Ron Swanson on the excellent Parks and Recreation, is actually the manliest of men in real life as well; Ron Swanson seems to be largely based on Nick Offerman himself. ...
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Nick Offerman, who plays Parks and Recreation's manly man character Ron Swanson, recently surprised people when he surfaced with a freshly-dyed head of blond hair over the hiatus. Is it for a movie role? A long-held desire to be a t...