You’re here because you’re either a Blue Jays fan or morbidly curious. I wish I had better news for you. The Toronto Blue Jays are down in the American League Championship Series, losing their first three games of the series to the Cleveland Indians. Blue Jays fans don’t need some smug internet jerk to tell them this doesn’t look good. But, well, I saw the smug-internet-jerk silhouette in the sky, and I came as fast as I could.