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This $400 juicer that does nothing but squeeze juice packs is peak Silicon Valley

You’ve got to hand it to the folks at Juicero. Not only did the company raise $120 million to sell $400 Wi-Fi enabled juicers and organic juice packs for $5-$8 a glass,but it also had the balls to attempt to refute a Bloomberg video story that showed how you don’t need the machine to make juice. The Juicero system basically requires you to place a juice pack in the juicer and let it squeeze out a drink for you.
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