Two guys are speaking Russian. Girl: Are you guys from Russia? Guy #1: Yes. Girl: No way! My grandma’s from Germany. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: MP Republished by Blog Post Promoter
Girl: I mean, I was rivaling Mary Tyler Moore in her peak for cuteness, and he didn’t even look at me. Guy: I would totally freeze-frame you, if it’s any consolation. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Colin Hartnett
Blonde teen : I hope he gets abducted by General Date Rape! --Central Park Girl to guy : Well, you did roofie me... --Washington Square Overheard by: boast no pills? Guy to another : You know, you are just like a rape victim. You ar...
Tourist guy: Look, honey! Here were are in wonderful Central Park! Tourist guy’s wife: Really? I thought it was supposed to be bigger than this… Tourist guy: Well, what else could it be? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: oli
Chick: I like your grandma. Guy: He’s a dude. Chick: Oh… I like your grandpa. –City College Overheard by: Low Quality pictures online Republished by Blog Post Promoter