Any association between me and mah late namesake's bound to be what y'all Yankees call a misusndastandin'...
by The General Lee
Good day to you, mah dear suhs and madams. And may I offuh mah humble compliments on y'all's balmy climes so late in the summuh. I do surely despair of makin' a damn nuisance of mahself, but if y'all would suffuh to lend an eah, I'd like to cleah the aiyeah.