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Tourists: What the Fuck?!

United States / New York : Overheard in New York

Old lady with heavy accent, pointing to closed store: What’s that?Young lady: I’m not sure.Old lady: Is that a pahwn shop?Young lady, startled: No, that looks like a pawn shop…Old lady: That’s what I said — a pahwn shop.Young lady, ...

Wednesday One-Linerbation

United States / New York : Overheard in New York

Big old lady yelling at MTA employee: Of course they're not coming! They're too busy fucking! Masturbating! Eating donuts!–53rd & Lexington Subway StationGirl to friend: Oh my god, he does things to me that make masturbation seem li...

That’s the Official New York Passport

United States / New York : Overheard in New York

Suit: Goddamn piece of fucking shit. Old lady: Geez. Suit: What’s your fucking problem? Old lady: The dumbing down of our language; everyone is so crude. Suit: Where are you from, the Little House on the Prairie? Old lady: I’m from ...

No, Seriously — Let’s Hit It

United States / New York : Overheard in New York

Old Chinese lady: Ex-see-cus-see me. Old Chinese lady: Ex-see-cus-see me! Gangsta: Man, what are you excusing me about? Fuck you! Old Chinese lady: Fuck me? Ok, take-a off the pant. Stairway in silence. Old Chinese lady: Ex-see-cus-...

Old Lady Says Fck A Hurricane, She Needs Coffee

Humor : eBaum's World

This is the hero we deserve.

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