I ran this several years ago but it I didn't remember it and loved it... again! Many thanks to Seth for sending this!A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this.
Nearly two years ago, Seth Rogen jokingly called Justin Bieber a piece of shit on Twitter, then doubled-down on Howard Stern. Now, thanks to Ellen, their beef is finally over.
Police were called to diffuse the situation after several Rockets players stormed the Clippers locker room to confront Blake Griffin and Austin Rivers, according to multiple reports.
Thanks again to Seth for sending this my way!A drunk man, who smelled of liquor, sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking ...
OF COURSE THEY DID: Once, in Portugal, at airport security, about thirty years ago, I got frisked for saying I had a nuclear submarine in my pocket. TSA Actually Frisks Woman for Doing Texas Tech’s ‘Finger Gun’ at Houston Airport.