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Elyse Watches The Bachelor, Episode 7: The Sloth

I could be watching the Olympics right now, you guys. I could be reading The Princess Trap. I could be updating a fucking Excel spreadsheet for funsies. I could be, but I’m not. I’m watching The Bachelor so you don’t have to. That’s how much I love The Bitchery. For the record, this season’s “hunk,” Arie, is so boring that I’ve adopted a new strategy where I pre-nap the episode.
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