Taliban leader Mullah Muhammed Omar is dead. According to Afghanistan, he died two years ago in a Pakistani hospital. As the supreme religious figure in Afghanistan, he commanded allegiance from all Taliban and foreign fighters, including Osama... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Comrades! Do you remember yesterday, and today, when your Wonkette was broked? The husband yelled and scared the baby. Kaili shook and trembled and PANICKED! like an undrugged sheltie on the Fourth of July. Dok and Evan took a nap. I poured liquor into a cup and searched for fundraising thermometers that looked like dicks. Show More Summary
Today’s a special birthday! Fifty years ago today, Medicare and Medicaid were signed into law by that notorious communist, Lyndon Johnson. As a special treat, here’s Ronald Reagan telling us in 1961 that Medicare would inevitably lead...Show More Summary
It’s not every day that you see a prosecutor describe a cop’s deadly actions as “a senseless, asinine shooting.” But that’s what Hamilton County prosecuting attorney Joseph T. Deters called the killing of Samuel Dubose, who was shot to death July 19 during a traffic stop. Show More Summary
BREAKING: Donald Trump is kind of a dick! No, really, that’s the latest scoop from the New York Times, which reviewed “hundreds of pages of sworn testimony” from a decade’s worth of Trump lawsuits. (He is, as we have previously mentioned,...Show More Summary
The “feud” between “presidential candidates” Donald Trump and Rick Perry continues apace, but who will win the Golden Trophy, a prize that entitles the winner to telling their grandkids their dick is bigger than this one guy’s, but he’s still...Show More Summary
People, we have to talk. About this lion-killing asshole, who is an asshole, and who deserves our scorn. And yes, our headline for the piece did indeed include an imperative, inviting you to rage at the lion-killing asshole. But no,Show More Summary
Mike Huckabee feels right bad about having ruffled some feathers with his comments about how the Iran nuclear deal is exactly like the Holocaust, with Barack Obama preparing to “take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven.” Except that he isn’t sorry at all, because it was a terrific metaphor. Show More Summary
Pundits have been trying for weeks to explain why Donald Trump has continued to lead Republican polls, drawing massive crowds and attracting a media circus, despite stepping in it time and RELATED ►POST PROFILESHARE ►
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Donald Trump is nothing if not consistent, especially in his repudiation of all he believes is beneath him. It's a habit Jimmy Kimmel hilariously exploited on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night with a montage of the Republican presidential hopeful calling everything, "Disgusting." The bit was inspired by recent accusations leveled at Trump...
In an editorial published Wednesday, the New York Times editorial board criticized the Obama administration for saying it will oppose the release of Tariq Ba Odah, a long-term hunger striker who's been held at Guantanamo Bay for more than 13 years, despite never being charged with a crime. Last month Rolling...
When you make Eagle Scout – the highest rank a youth can earn in the Boy Scouts of America – the adult leaders in your troop tell you, "This is just the beginning." At the time, this is a frustrating thing to hear. You've completed up to seven years of work rising...