The cliche that man's most amazing creations are but mimics of nature has never seen stronger evidence than this: We present the "Donald Trump caterpillar."...
On Wednesday's "Daily Show," the host quipped: "Did you know Donald Trump's birth name is Fkface Von Clownstick?" read more
On one hand: -It’s not fun hatin’ on Donald Trump anymore; he’s such an obvious troll. On the other: -Fckface Von Clownstick is really, really, really, really fun to say. It’s also Donald Trump’s birth name, at least according to Jon...Show More Summary
On Wednesday The Daily Show aired a segment in which Jon Stewart referred to Donald Trump as Fkface von Clownstick. He said that it was Trump's birth name. And while we're pretty sure Trump isn't one of the Daily Show's regular viewers, he did manage to hear about the segment and was, naturally, upset. Show More Summary
On Wednesday evening, Jon Stewart invented a new nickname for real estate mogul and noted birther Donald Trump: "Fuckface von Clownstick." The nickname has become something of a meme, with thousands of people tweeting the name at Trump's own handle. Naturally, this does not sit well with the Donald.
A recently videotaped caterpillar bears an uncanny resemblance to bigwig Donald Trump's hair. Read more...
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Donald Trump thinks Apple should increase the iPhone’s screen size… or else. The real estate tycoon talked about how much he wants a larger iPhone on his Facebook page today. If Apple doesn’t wise up and release a phablet, The Trump says the company will “lose a lot of business.” What Samsung screen is he [...]Show More Summary
In one of his terse micro-reviews of a nationally-covered event, reality TV personality and very wealthy mogul Donald Trump said that the White House Correspondents' Dinner was "so boring." Any guesses as to why it was so yawn-worthy...Show More Summary
Tim Cook wouldn't last long on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice Never being a man to shy away from whatever current controversy might get his name into headlines, the indefatigable Republican presidential candidate, Obama-baiting birther, and TV "personality" Donald Trump has weighed in on whether Apple should offer an iPhone with a larger display.…
Gary Busey has never been good at his job, but Donald Trump has always seemed to keep him around on Celebrity Apprentice for entertainment value. There's nothing wrong with that, but even Trump has a threshold. Sunday, as Project Manager,...Show More Summary
enlarge Ah yes, the old "media hated Bush" canard. Chris Matthews on MSNBC called Bush a "hero" and boomed, "He won the war. He was an effective commander. Everybody recognizes that, I believe, except a few critics." He added: "Women like a guy who's president. Show More Summary
A Donald Trump public course to be built by Bill Coore and Ben Crenshaw would normally cause me to check the calendar
"I mean, there was more dignity at my daughter's junior prom than there is, what I'm seeing on C-SPAN," says Tom Brokaw of the annual dinner.
By Amelia Mularz Nope, Mel Gibson's not involved. This one's all Mark Burnett, the producer who's partly to blame for giving Donald Trump his own show ("The Apprentice"), as well as Sarah Palin ("Sarah Palin's Alaska"), and his wife Roma Downey of "Touched by an Angel" fame. They're taking their 10-part TV miniseries for the [...]
On Megyn Kelly’s Fox News show earlier today, I made the point that comments made by Zubeidat Tsarnaev are those of a grieving mother who is having difficult coming to terms with a dead son, another one will be in jail or dead, and the heinous acts they committed. But rather than understand my point, I’ve [...]
Donald Trump's mastery of issues regarding U.S. citizenship and immigration is well known. He is also well known for his sensitivity and tact. He demonstrated both on Twitter earlier today. In an interview with CNN, Zubeidat Tsarnaev,...Show More Summary
Sentient hair pile Donald Trump has at long last expressed his opinion on Anthony Weiner's return to the public eye, warning parents via Twitter that the dangerous "pervert" is once again roaming the social media landscape, lurking in...Show More Summary
"Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot." What a crock of shit. Read more...