"Obama seems to believe billionaires built it all by themselves." — Priebus in 2014, probably
You know how Republicans spent 2012 deluding themselves into believing that Mitt Romney was going to win the election because Barack ObamaShow More Summary
In 2012, 72 percent of Mitt Romney's support came from opponents of marriage equality, 59 percent came from people who think abortion should illegal, and 43 percent came from evangelical whites. To put it another way, the GOP ain't changing:
“Look, the Republican Party isn’t going to change,” former Sen. Show More Summary
Totally normal.
Mitt Romney tells comedian radio host Dennis Miller he's happy to be living "a normal life" without all those annoying people hanging around him:
I have to admit, being able to go back to our own life, and going to the...Show More Summary
"I should be president." "No, I should!"
In a heretofore untold story, today we are learning that President Obama's 2012 re-election prospects dodged a major bullet last year:
As Mitt Romney struggled in the weeks leading up to the Michigan...Show More Summary
Can't blame the liberal media for this motley crew.
The RNC's autopsy report noted the obvious: That the 2012 GOP primary stretched out so long that it hurt Mitt Romney by airing out Republican craziness. They didn't put it that way, because that would be admitting they are crazy, but that was the gist. Show More Summary
Hmm, looks like the whole "keeping your workers poor is the only way to make your shareholders rich" idea so popular with the Mitt Romneys of the world doesn't necessarily hold up:
Costco reported a profit of $537 million last quarter, up from $394 million during the same period last year, according to the Wall Street Journal. Show More Summary
Proposed new title: The path to more prosperity for the already prosperous
Remember how Mitt Romney's tax plan was mathematically impossible without raising taxes on middle-class Americans or exploding the deficit? Well, Paul Ryan'sShow More Summary
Since smack-talking freeloaders and moochers and takers worked so well for Republicans in the 2012 election, Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, speaking at CPAC, continues on that theme:
We have too many people in America that want too much...Show More Summary
The man who filmed Mitt Romney dismissing 47 percent of Americans as moochers dependent on the government, is going public this week, appearing Wednesday evening on The Ed Show. The Florida bartender tells Huffington Post that, at the...Show More Summary
Paul Ryan either has a really bad memory, or can't take a hint. All those ideas that he and Mitt Romney had in the 2012 campaign that were so roundly rejected by the American voters? They're back, including repealing Obamacare. ThatShow More Summary
One of the few things Republicans did right in 2012 was muddy the waters on Medicare so much, that (per exit polls) 44 percent of voters actually thought Mitt Romney would do a better job on Medicare than the president. That question should never have been that close, especially with Rep. Show More Summary
Beware Republicans bearing gifts.
Peter Beinart thinks Mitt Romney still doesn't understand why he lost.
For Romney, however, giving poor people health care represents “the power of incumbency.” Which is to say, it’s a political bribe. Show More Summary
Totally not bitter
Okay, the interview with Mitt and Ann Romney, airing this weekend on Fox News Sunday, is promising to be the best Republican tragicomedy since Marco Rubio's Gulp Heard 'Round the World. Or that time Clint Eastwood lost a debate to an empty chair. Show More Summary
Look, Ann. You can almost
see our relevance from here.
Oh, goody. Just when we were all about to forget how unbelievably unlikable Mitt and Ann Romney are, they're back!
In an interview with Chris Wallace, airing this weekend on FoxShow More Summary
In 2012, Mitt Romney informed CPAC that he was a "severely conservative governor."
Yesterday, news leaked that the annual Conservative Political Action Conference had snubbed New Jersey Governor Chris Christie from its 2013 lineup because conservatives don't think Christie is part of the Republican Party's future. Show More Summary
Ken Cuccinelli, the Mitt Romney of Virginia
Ooh. This sounds juicy:
Two prominent northern Virginia business leaders got into a heated exchange with Virginia Republican gubernatorial hopeful Ken Cuccinelli in front of a few hundred top...Show More Summary
Another week, another patient explanation by a Republican as to why that Mitt Romney guy lost. This time it's Romney lead strategist Stuart Stevens' turn. He says it wasn't technology's fault (apparently conservatives have been going...Show More Summary
In case you were wondering why Republicans can't become more electable.
This is a great, lengthy piece about young techno-savvy Republicans thinking Mitt Romney lost because of Twitter. But among the wealth of information in it, there's...Show More Summary
He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Were you sitting around, wistfully remembering the good ol' days of the 2012 election, when Mitt Romney was private jetting around the country insulting every single demographic he could find, from women...Show More Summary
Yes, it's true that when it comes to actual policy, there's virtually no daylight between Marco Rubio and Mitt Romney. Nonetheless, on Tuesday night we learned about a big difference between the two men. A very, very big difference.
Compare the size of Romney's bottle in this photo:
With the size Rubio's bottle on Tuesday night:
Yep. Show More Summary