Warning: There will be crumbs.
Audio porn, what you can learn from learning to have queer sex, communicating your sexual desires and more.
Also, Queen Elizabeth thinks you're wonderful. Yes, you!
"This is a Valentine for people whose stories haven't yet been told."
Gosh, those two girls are awfully close! They're probably on their way to Claire's to buy a BEST FRIENDS FOREVER necklace right now!
The best part is always the journey.
Platform is the same thing as saying "website builder" or "tool to help us put some shit on the internet." Some of the platforms I'm going to include on here are on the cusp between social media and website builder—the line is so much blurrier now, what with Tumblr.
These Valentines are internet-shareable because everything is ones and zeros, paper doesn’t exist and soon neither will any of us.
"It's a whole holiday built on consumerism!"
Your cuteness makes us melt.
Topics include the Albuquerque police department, Mary Gaitksill, 50 Shades of Grey, how San Francisco looks in "Looking," Sweden, a letter from a death row inmate and more!
Ooey gooey romantic fluff with a sprinkle of smut on top.
Chill at home, make dinner for your someone special, and watch Moulin Rouge! for Valentine's Day.
In which our loved ones have something to say about the words we write.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Let me fucking love you.
If you’re not at least a little bit in love with Constance Wu then I sincerely worry about you. Either something heavy hit you in the head or you aren’t watching “Fresh Off the Boat.” It could be both, in which case I really, really worry about you. Show More Summary
Where do you draw the line when it comes to unfollowing someone on Twitter or Facebook?
On 30 November 2013, Crystal had a dream. Today, that dream is realized: anything you can buy from Hot Topic can make Autostraddle money.
Crows understand analogies, IKEA has emojis, John Stewart should be replaced by a woman, dying on Facebook is a little better now, Helen Keller on mansplaining, and so much more!