There are myriad questionable ways to woo women—sending unsolicited dick picks, for instance, making insulting remarks about their race, or posting flyers all over town asking ladies to be Yours. Then, there's the dashing gentleman above—he allegedly pretended to be a federal "FDA" agent to win a damsel's heart. Show More Summary
Critics should beat the hell out of the Obama administration for this epic naiveté… Despite warnings from U.S. intelligence agencies that Putin’s military buildup was intended to keep Assad in power, the White House nonetheless decided to explore cooperating with Russia on the ground. Show More Summary
Choosing to cover Fugazi means you’ve got some pretty big shoes to fill, but the Dirty Nil manage to fit in with a little wiggle room. The Canadian trio took on the legendary punk band’s “Provisional” for the B-side of their latest single, “No Weaknesses.” They put some new polish on the track, coming through […]
As if we didn’t have enough movies to look forward to between now and the end of this year, it’s already time to start looking ahead to next year. Working Title has just dropped the first trailer for Hail, Caesar!, Joel and Ethan Coen‘s not-quite-musical farce set in the Golden Age of Hollywood. Show More Summary
Jane Austen adaptations and zombie thrillers are a pretty common sight at the box office. A Jane Austen adaptation that’s also a zombie thriller, though? Now that’s not something you see every day. Directed by Burr Steers and based on...Show More Summary
If you've been on the Internet recently (and you have), you know about Pizza Rat. The short video of a plucky little rat carrying an entire slice of cheese pizza down the steps of the New York City Subway has taken the world by storm. Show More Summary
These furniture whisperers make flying tables and lamps.
Of the movies that have screened for press so far this year, "Brooklyn" is the Oscars' biggest wild card. Audiences swooned when the film premiered at Sundance in January, making it the festival's likeliest awards contender. But will...Show More Summary
These besties saw each their naked for the first time and thus took their friendship to the next level. In this video produced by BuzzFeed Yellow, the participants stood behind a curtain, waiting in anticipation before dropping their robes and instantly entering into a new echelon of intimacy. Show More Summary
Screen Junkies continues its Disney bashing. Journey to Agrabah, the mystical Middle Eastern land filled with baguettes, nipple-less people and a lying thief who somehow gets a movie about a hilarious genie named after him.
Connor and Oliver celebrate "D day," and you can guess what the "D" stands for. Meanwhile, Asher invites Bonnie to the zoo.
The Society Hill neighborhood in Philadelphia is one of the oldest parts of what is — at least, by American standards — a very, very old city. Despite its pedigree and ritzy name, it was, for a long time, one of the mid-Atlantic's poorest...Show More Summary
A tale as old as time: a little girl gets pantsed on the playground by a little boy, or he tugs her braids, or maybe throws a rock at her face, whatever. We all know what it means: Twue Wuv! That's True Love for grown-ups, except if grown-ups did that to each other it would be called assault. Show More Summary
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Bella Thorne -- the redheaded incarnation of Kylie Jenner -- turned 18 on Oct. 8. The actress, who is best known for starring alongside Zendaya in the Disney Channel series "Shake It Up" and more recently for being brutally murdered...Show More Summary
Well, this news just spiced up our life. In an interview with Rolling Stone on Tuesday, Backstreet Boy AJ McLean discussed the rumors that his band was teaming up for a tour with the Spice Girls. "The Spice Girls tour has been this idea bouncing around for the past year and a half, and it's something we're still talking about," said McLean. Show More Summary
A literary Advent calendar. The Gist interviewed Craig Finn of the Hold Steady. Adrian Tomine explains how he wrote one of the stories in his new comics collection at Catapult. WFPK interviewed Father John Misty's Josh Tillman. Guernica interviewed Lincoln...
Don Jolly covers the religion of the 2016 election season.
Salsa Elk is Joe Collins' video from one week in Warsaw with Daniel Pannemann, Danny Sommerfeld, Jonas Hess, and Roland Hoogwater