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Mary Poppins, the “practically perfect” nanny, flies back to the small screen this weekend when ABC presents the three hour movie this Saturday night, December 10. Starring Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke, the 1964 movie received 13 Academy Award nominations and won five including Best Actress (Julie Andrews), Best Song (“Chim Chim Cher-ee”), Best... Show More Summary
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SUNDAY Watch out for that ottoman! The new special “The Dick Van Dyke Show – Now in Living Color!” presents two episodes of the classic 1960s sitcom, colorized for your viewing pleasure. With Mary Tyler Moore. 8 p.m. CBS Let it go? Unlikely. The broadcast premiere of Disney’s “Frozen” is followed...
Ray Kroc grows McDonald’s from a burger joint into an empire in a new trailer for The Founder starring Michael Keaton. The film tells the story of Kroc’s contentious relationship with brothers Dick McDonald (Nick Offerman) and Mac McDonald (John Carrol Lynch) as they grew the business over decades. Directed by John Lee Hancock (SAVING MR. BANKS), […]
WASHINGTON ? Sens. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) unveiled legislation on Friday to protect young undocumented immigrants from deportation under President-elect Donald Trump ? now the question is whether it will work. The...Show More Summary
Visceral, kinesthetic, cinematic, aural and psychological, Arena Stage’s new show about the 19th-century novel is a 21st-century experience
Should Democrats Become the Party of No? By Dick Polman Barack Obama had just beaten John McCain by a margin of 10 million votes and 7.2 percentage points – the biggest Democratic win since 1964. Democrats also won both congressional chambers. And yet, despite this decisive pro-Democratic mandate to govern, congressional Republicans resolved, at a [...]Show More Summary
Shadow Warrior 2 is a game that exists for two reasons: To tell dick jokes, and to assault the screen with an endless flurry of violence and viscera. Its newest add-on looks to trim all the fat from that formula, boiling it down to just the essentials. Today, developer Flying Wild Hog released The Way of the Wang, a free add-on to Shadow Warrior 2. Show More Summary
Lt. Col. Richard “Dick” Cole, age 101, spoke on the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor
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New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2017 announces performers! The 2017 Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with Ryan Seacrest just announced it’s performers and you’re going to love the lineup. Niall… The post New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2017 announces...Show More Summary
The performance line-up for 2017 Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest just got bigger! Niall Horan, Lukas Graham, Shawn Mendes, Emeli Sande and Fifth Harmony (featuring Kid Ink and Ty Dolla $ign) are all set to perform from the Billboard Hollywood Party, which will be hosted by Fergie in Los Angeles. They [...]
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Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2017 with rock in the New Year with performances by Niall Horan, Lukas Graham, Shawn Mendes, Emeli Sandé, and Fifth Harmony featuring Kid Ink and Ty Dolla $ign from the Billboard Hollywood Party. Show More Summary
Democratic Sen. Dick Durbin and GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham were quick to embrace comments from Donald Trump suggesting that he would back off part of his deportation pledge and "work something out" for undocumented immigrants brought here as minors. Show More Summary
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A very long time ago, during George W. Bush’s first term as president, Dick Cheney came into the Northern Virginia bookstore where I worked. Just surly old then-Vice President Dick Cheney and maybe a handful of (identifiable, visible) Secret Service dudes, coming into the bookstore on a weekend afternoon and taking… Read more...
Here’s a spoiler alert TV fans didn’t see coming in 2016 — the ottoman Dick Van Dyke trips over in the opening titles of his classic 1960s sitcom is olive green. Several generations of viewers have enjoyed Van Dyke and costar Mary Tyler Moore on “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” which 50 years after completing...