"My president replaced his dick with an ICBM."
“You didn’t see me whining after I lost the rigged 1960 election, did you?” asks the ghost of the 37th president.
THR caught up with Evel Dick Donato, Rachel Reilly and Paul Abrahamian to get their take on 'BBOTT.' "It's off the scales too much," Donato says about viewers' control. read more
There’s a lot to like about the production of Moby Dick running at the Alliance Theatre through October 30 but, overall, it seems like a show still in search of its sea legs.
ABC has the holidays covered from Thanksgiving (Fresh Off The Boat: No Thanks-giving) through Christmas (A Charlie Brown Christmas) and New Year’s (Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2017 and The 128th Rose Parade). Show More Summary
One of the founding fathers of television comedy, Carl Reiner, creator of “The Dick Van Dyke Show,” has become a 90210 Gutenberg, publishing memoirs and children’s books under his “Random Content” imprint, from an upstairs room in his Beverly Hills home. His latest is “Now I’m 94.” You created...
I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House isn’t just a declarative sentence out of the hypothetical children‘s book More Hauntings With Dick And Jane. It’s also the second feature film by up-and-coming horror director Osgood (a.k.a. Show More Summary
More than 80,000 NRA Members gather in Louisville for the 145th Annual Meeting. Plus, the snub-nose Dick Special, is one of History's Guns. And dozens of students ring steel at the College Nationals. This post Final Airing of Shooting USA’s NRA in Louisville appeared first on AmmoLand.com Shooting Sports News.
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Donald Trump’s sense of self-worth seems to be based entirely on his status as an alpha male. He’s obscenely competitive, feels entitled to women, and is apparently fixated on the size of his dick. One hyper-masculine symbol, however,...Show More Summary
Nature is beautiful.
A UK woman named Sarah-Louise Jordan has become Twitter's newest hero by drafting a form letter response to a dick pic that manages to be classy, hilarious, and devastating all at the same time. Jordan's friend, Twitter user @maellevie, shared the letter, where it is blowing up as we speak. Show More Summary
No one would’ve thought that the guy who gave us the phrase “mother dick” would also deliver one of the most heartbreaking moments of “The Walking Dead.” But on Sunday’s Season 7 premiere, that’s just what Abraham (Michael Cudlitz) did. Fans...Show More Summary
After Dick tried to con me in August of 2015, he was back in April trying to get me to update my profile, he’s back today October 23rd. Mr. Thurman, leave me alone!!! Hey Adam, I just noticed that you tried to update your profile, but unfortunately it looks like we were having some trouble....
Sting is headed to the American Music Awards. Dick Clark Productions and ABC have announced that the British singer-songwriter will be honored with the American Music Award of Merit at this year’s ceremony. The musician will also be making his performance debut at the 2016 AMAs when he takes the...
The Apple Watch Nike+ model will be available at Macy’s, Dick’s Sporting Goods and ‘select Nike retail stores’ starting October 28, according to the company’s website. The watch will cost the same $369 for 38mm and $399 for 42mm as other Apple Watch Series 2 models, but is only available in space gray or silver. Show More Summary
Donald Trump isn’t having the best of times. The polls aren’t in his favor, you can send him a dick lollipop for $10, and people are making fun of his tiny hands. Now it looks like he should keep a closer eye on his web domains – or more specifically, the ones he doesn’t own. Show More Summary
Dalian Wanda’s Wang Jianlin, China’s richest man and owner of Wanda group, is close to finalising a deal which would give him control of Hollywood’s Dick Clark productions, valued at $US1 billion. Fear has spread throughout Hollywood that China’s propaganda machine is coming to Tinseltown. Show More Summary
She was a little drunk and said "Ya know, I just love suckin' dick." I was caught really off guard so all I could say was "Well, it's great to have a hobby."