Much like George Costanza would like to be draped in cashmere, I would like to be covered in moisturizer. (No, not in a skeevy Hood by Air way, gross.)That especially applies to my hands: I'm obsessive about slathering on hand cream after every time I wash them, when I leave my apartment in the... Continue reading
Billy Domineau ultimately wrote the darkest possible Seinfeld spec script for the same reason that George Costanza flew to Ohio to unveil his “jerk store” put-down; that Kramer turned his living room into a talk show set; and that the...Show More Summary
Look at that. The darn thing retracts like George Costanza’s peener in cold water! Apparently it’s been a thing on these fancy cars since 2004, but it’s only now being
George Costanza may have been the master of combining many of his passions, and although it’s not for everyone, he was certainly onto something. Which brings us to Poke Ball. This clever free mod for the epic open-world game GTA V lets you play Pokémon in the fictional city of Los Santos – only, it’s a lot less cute than the original. Show More Summary
So far they suspect nothing. via Just a little spruce up. via Looking straight up with a beard. via Nice try, Microsoft. via Thanks for the support, just don’t chant my name… Saw a dad George Costanzaing his kid. via My wife loves to take a nap whenever possible. Her mom and grandma came to […]
Our interview series Icebreaker features artists talking about things—some strange, some amusing, some meaningful—that just might reveal their true selves. This edition features no-nonsense country throwback Margo Price, whose debut album Midwest Farmer’s Daughter is out now via Third Man. Show More Summary
At times, the drama reminded me of George Costanza’s house in the Hamptons. He knew it was fake. The parents of his dead fiancée knew it was fake. He knew they knew it was fake. They knew he knew it was fake. But they continued the ruse as George drove two hours toward the place…
Althouse shows Trump's entrance at the GOP Convention last night and compares it to some other famous profile moments, including Hitchcock's. The George Costanza clip is also memorable.
Last year, Jason Alexander spoke about why George Costanza's fiancée, Susan, was killed off on Seinfeld. In her book, Seinfeldia, Jennifer Keishin Armstrong gives the full story behind the character's death by envelopes. We've excerpted it below — for more behind-the-scenes stories from Seinfeld, listen to the latest edition of ... More »
GEORGE COSTANZA TAKE NOTE: Why You Really Shouldn’t Double-Dip The Chip.
Jiminy Glick was a real George Costanza on Tuesday's Maya & Marty, poo-pooing all over the success of the blank-faced Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry tries to tell him what the deal behind his popularity is (it's the airplane peanuts!), but Glick isn't having any of Seinfeld's minutia. "It's unfair to the ... More »
LORETTA LYNCH MORPHED INTO GEORGE COSTANZA SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED: ‘I Wouldn’t Do It Again’: Lynch Admits Meeting With Bill Clinton ‘Raises Questions And Concerns.’ “Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at […]
Chicago-based artist Kiersten Essenpreis created a series of hilariously awesome necklaces, “Necklaces About Nothing,” inspired by beloved Seinfeld quotes, including George Costanza’s best worst comeback: Each gold-plated necklace is handcrafted by Essenpreis herself. They’re available in limited quantities via Gallery 1988 (East). [via g1988]
Donald Trump must think people are really stupid. Plenty of people are but he thinks that about most people. Either that or he’s just so comfortable with lying that he doesn’t care. Or he subscribes to the George Costanza theory: “It’s...Show More Summary
If you thought George Costanza's attempt to name his child Seven on "Seinfeld" was bad, just remember it could be a lot worse. Hopper Penn, the son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, opened up about his unusual first name in Interview magazine...Show More Summary
Me: Thanks. You: No Problem. Hmm. Is it really no problem? I wonder. I can't help it. I'm a word girl. And a tad insecure, in a lovable (I hope) if irritating George Costanza way. So when a server delivers me a boulevardier and I beam...Show More Summary
George Costanza of Seinfeld was once regretting not going up to a woman’s apartment after saying he didn’t like drinking coffee late at night. He said, “People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.” Before the Trumper SJW’s get crazy, it is not a literal statement he made so relax. Show More Summary
"Seinfeld" fans, prepare to have serenity now. If you're anything like George Costanza, sometimes the most innocuous details can give you a conniption. This is the case with this latest "Seinfeld" mystery. Even with all the ridiculous...Show More Summary
Like the character in sitcom “Seinfeld,” Energy Transfer hopes to shake up a sour relationship: the $21 bln takeover of pipeline rival Williams. ETE aims to pay less cash, seeming to force the issue by making itself as unattractive as possible. The stakes are no laughing matter.