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The Hand Cream Stephanie Uses Obsessively

4 months agoLifestyle / Fashion : Fashionista

Much like George Costanza would like to be draped in cashmere, I would like to be covered in moisturizer. (No, not in a skeevy Hood by Air way, gross.)That especially applies to my hands: I'm obsessive about slathering on hand cream after every time I wash them, when I leave my apartment in the... Continue reading

How To Write The Darkest ‘Seinfeld’ Script Ever

Billy Domineau ultimately wrote the darkest possible Seinfeld spec script for the same reason that George Costanza flew to Ohio to unveil his “jerk store” put-down; that Kramer turned his living room into a talk show set; and that the...Show More Summary

This Is What Happens If You Try To Steal A Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament

5 months agoTechnology / Gadgets : Oh Gizmo!

Look at that. The darn thing retracts like George Costanza’s peener in cold water! Apparently it’s been a thing on these fancy cars since 2004, but it’s only now being

This free mod lets you play a twisted version of Pokémon in GTA V

George Costanza may have been the master of combining many of his passions, and although it’s not for everyone, he was certainly onto something. Which brings us to Poke Ball. This clever free mod for the epic open-world game GTA V lets you play Pokémon in the fictional city of Los Santos – only, it’s a lot less cute than the original. Show More Summary

Funny Pictures – August 8, 2016

5 months agoHumor / odd : Off Stuff Magazine

So far they suspect nothing. via Just a little spruce up. via Looking straight up with a beard. via Nice try, Microsoft. via Thanks for the support, just don’t chant my name… Saw a dad George Costanzaing his kid. via My wife loves to take a nap whenever possible. Her mom and grandma came to […]

Margo Price’s Spirit Animal Is George Costanza

Our interview series Icebreaker features artists talking about things—some strange, some amusing, some meaningful—that just might reveal their true selves. This edition features no-nonsense country throwback Margo Price, whose debut album Midwest Farmer’s Daughter is out now via Third Man. Show More Summary

Jets, Fitzpatrick finally stop the madness

At times, the drama reminded me of George Costanza’s house in the Hamptons. He knew it was fake. The parents of his dead fiancée knew it was fake. He knew they knew it was fake. They knew he knew it was fake. But they continued the ruse as George drove two hours toward the place…

Trump's Entrance

Althouse shows Trump's entrance at the GOP Convention last night and compares it to some other famous profile moments, including Hitchcock's. The George Costanza clip is also memorable.

The Story Behind Susan’s Death on Seinfeld

Last year, Jason Alexander spoke about why George Costanza's fiancée, Susan, was killed off on Seinfeld. In her book, Seinfeldia, Jennifer Keishin Armstrong gives the full story behind the character's death by envelopes. We've excerpted it below — for more behind-the-scenes stories from Seinfeld, listen to the latest edition of ... More »

Jerry Seinfeld's Popularity Is a Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside of a Bag of Airplane Peanuts, As Far As Jiminy Glick Is Concerned

Jiminy Glick was a real George Costanza on Tuesday's Maya & Marty, poo-pooing all over the success of the blank-faced Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry tries to tell him what the deal behind his popularity is (it's the airplane peanuts!), but Glick isn't having any of Seinfeld's minutia. "It's unfair to the ... More »


LORETTA LYNCH MORPHED INTO GEORGE COSTANZA SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED: ‘I Wouldn’t Do It Again’: Lynch Admits Meeting With Bill Clinton ‘Raises Questions And Concerns.’ “Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at […]

Chicago-based artist Kiersten Essenpreis created a series of...

Chicago-based artist Kiersten Essenpreis created a series of hilariously awesome necklaces, “Necklaces About Nothing,” inspired by beloved Seinfeld quotes, including George Costanza’s best worst comeback: Each gold-plated necklace is handcrafted by Essenpreis herself. They’re available in limited quantities via Gallery 1988 (East). [via g1988]

Watch Trump Flat Out Lie About Why His Clothes Are Made In China And Mexico (VIDEO)

Donald Trump must think people are really stupid. Plenty of people are but he thinks that about most people. Either that or he’s just so comfortable with lying that he doesn’t care. Or he subscribes to the George Costanza theory: “It’s...Show More Summary

Sean Penn Wanted To Give His Son Hopper A Truly Rare First Name

If you thought George Costanza's attempt to name his child Seven on "Seinfeld" was bad, just remember it could be a lot worse. Hopper Penn, the son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, opened up about his unusual first name in Interview magazine...Show More Summary

The Problem With 'No Problem'

Me: Thanks. You: No Problem. Hmm. Is it really no problem? I wonder. I can't help it. I'm a word girl. And a tad insecure, in a lovable (I hope) if irritating George Costanza way. So when a server delivers me a boulevardier and I beam...Show More Summary

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