Dear Robots, They say you should never apologize for America. But I think that now is one of those times. Robots, I am sorry. I am sorry about what happened to hitchBot. Hitchbot made it all the way across Canada (duh!) and Europe (really?) without incident, tweeting merrily all the way. But then he landed […]
1. I am sorry people, I can no longer tell what is satire and what is not. I am so sorry. 2. Chinese Communists preferred. And China overtakes U.S. as top ice cream market. And Adam Sandler strikes the Taj Mahal, not the Great Wall. Read also about Captain Phillips at the bottom of that […]
I am sorry about the lost jobs, but this is one arm of the ABC that should go, given it directly competes with privately-owned bookshops:…
They met by accident and fell in love before meeting. Their relationship flourished when she came to this revelation. — We met by accident. “I am sorry for the delayed response, give me a call back at…” His voice was smooth and deep, like rich chocolate. Show More Summary
"I am sorry for not using more discretion with my choice of words."
"Your country's PC crap has come to my home town!" I am sorry to hear that, but I would point out that it is not my country's PC crap, but the PC crap of the hate-America leftists who are destroying...
I am sorry for the family of the woman who was murdered by her love interest after they began fighting and he shot into her car. This message in no way attempts to mock this situation.THE LARGER TRUTH is that the corrupt "Black Racial...Show More Summary
President Obama, I am sorry… by Patricia M Smith President Obama, I am sorry.. by Patricia M Smith Dear President Obama, I am a middle-aged white woman from a working class family. Growing up, I was fortunate to have had stable family, a good education, food to eat and a place to live. I was [...]Show More Summary
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev addressed the court and the victims of his 2013 attack at the Boston Marathon today, affirming his guilt, apologizing for his actions, and pledging his allegiance to Islam in a deeply religious statement. His remarks at today's formal sentencing, a month after the jury opted to give him... More »
He's sorry. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev finally spoke publicly today about his role in the Boston Marathon bombing, admitting his guilt in court and apologizing to the victims and their families. “I am sorry for the lives I have taken, for the suffering I have caused, and for the terrible damage I...
"I am sorry for the lives that I've taken, for the suffering that I've caused you, and the damage that I've done," Tsarnaev told the court today in Boston.
American actor Dick Van Patten has died at the age of 86-years-old in Santa Monica, California. A spokesman for the family released a statement on Tuesday, via EW, that explained, “I am sorry to report this sad news. His family willShow More Summary
Dick Van Patten, best known for playing the dad on the classic TV show "Eight Is Enough," died Tuesday morning in Santa Monica. Van Patten's rep released a statement Tuesday, saying, "I am sorry to report this sad news. His family will not be doing…
"This was clearly ego driven, the desire to better my role in a story I was already in.""Why is it when we are trying to say ‘I am sorry’ that we can’t come out and say, ‘I’m sorry’... Looking back, it is very clear I never intended to. Show More Summary
WELCOME BACK, KATE. I’ve missed you, and I am sorry to have to inform you that, in the haze of having two wee children, you may not have noticed that you put a satellite dish on your head. Speaking of those two small children, I am DELIGHTED that this post brings you George, who LOVES Read More...
If being rude could get you evicted I would be homeless. Short notice from a short human. (via reddit) If you can't make out the adorable chicken scratch, it reads: I am sorry to inform you that you will have to be evictid (kicked out...Show More Summary
PHILADELPHIA HAS 87 MURDERS IN 2015 BALTIMORE HAS 92 MURDERS IN 2015 WHAT THEN IS IT THAT PACIFIES THE 'AMERICANIZED SO-CALLED NEGRO' ABOUT WACO TEXAS WHERE 9 WHITE FOLKS WERE MURDERED?
(Auto Parts | Kansas City, MO, USA) Auto Parts | Kansas City, MO, USA Categories: Funny Names Transportation Tags: Auto Parts Auto Parts | Kansas City, MO, USACustomer: “I need a part for my ‘pad sander.'” Me: “I am sorry, sir, but we sell automotive parts, not tools.” Customer: “No, I need part for my pad sander. Show More Summary
Memo to the Denver Post staff from editor Greg Moore: Colleagues: I am sorry to have to announce that Craig Walker, our stellar two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, is leaving to take a fantastic job at The Boston Globe. He will be great there and do us all proud as a Post alum, but he will … Read More