there's enough of John Allison's "Destroy History" up now to make it its own thing; anything with multiple Gene Markey jokes I am going to read
Ohio State running back Ezekiel Elliott may have apologized for his reaction to the Buckeyes’ loss to Michigan State last week, but (...)
Having weathered all the “Arms Wide Open” jokes and learned the greatest lesson that his slurring, droopy-eyed mentor, Rocky Balboa, could ever possibly teach, Creed star Michael B. Jordan has said that he’d be happy to return for the inevitable sequel to his well-regarded boxing flick. Show More Summary
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Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have much of a sex life, so apparently she’s decided to pretend that it’s more exciting than it actually is by making up wild sex rumors about herself. During a recent interview, Jennifer Lawrence joked that she likes to have sleepovers with her Mockingjay – Part 2 costars, Liam Hemsworth and Josh... Show More Summary
Just like most of us can bark commands at our smartphones, the future of driverless cars may now include vehicles telling pedestrians what to do. It’s beginning to look a lot like... Skynet. (That’s a joke. A Christmas-themed Terminator joke, because why not.) Read more...
Yesterday morning my flying day started super early in Yakima, Washington. I had a 6:35 a.m. flight on Horizon Air to Seattle. On the way to the airport I stopped at Starbucks. By the time I made it to the check-in counter I was almost done with my coffee. Show More Summary
Friday night when No. 4 Iowa beat Nebraska to reach 12-0 status, Twitter went bonkers. Making jokes about not being able to believe (...)
(Click for larger view.) The answer's still no, but I still amuse myself with the joke. (Alternative forms would have been "The New Expendables Poster?" or "Sneak peek at the Post-Infinity Wars Avengers Lineup?"...) This is a photo that I was thinking would not make it out to the wider world, but that's probably because I was not paying attention. Show More Summary
Director James Wan has posted a new batch of photos from the set of his sequel to The Conjuring and now we can’t help but wish this movie was titled An American Exorcist Couple in London. Dumb jokes aside, these images do give us a tiny...Show More Summary
In Mike's own words:Friends, It's me, Mike. That p'awkward idiot who jumped through the window in his sleep. Happy Thanksgiving! I feel genuinely thankful for you. I have performed my all-new show "Thank God For Jokes" in EIGHTY CITIES...
Liverpool’s 2-1 victory over Bordeaux yesterday featured one of the stranger goals you’ll ever see. Read more...
Comedian Tracy Morgan said he spoke to God while hospitalized in a coma following his highly publicized six-car accident, and he's not joking.
Ellen DeGeneres knows how to get people together and she knows how to bring out the fangirl in people. Recently, Diane Keaton appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The sixty-nine-year-old actress was there to promote her new wine, “The Keaton,” when the topic of conversation swung around to Justin Bieber, who was to be appearing... Show More Summary
Sure, you get your tech news from Twitter, but who do you follow for insight, analysis, and jokes? We rounded up some of the UK's most interesting Twitter users for tech news and analysis. We've sorted Twitter users according to how much they tweet, how much they engage with other users, and how useful their tweets are. Show More Summary
Seth Meyers made a joke about high school marching bands on Thursday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.” It did not go over well. “Over 1,000 clowns performed at this morning’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade,” Meyers told his audience. “Said the clowns, we prefer to be called high school marching bands.” @NUMBALUMS @NUDrumline @MarchingIllini Seth Meyers […]
It would seem that the media of China had some fun over President Obama's turkey pardon two days ago, using it to make jokes about the prime minister of Japan.
"The Internet is a liar," says Josh Ostrovsky (a.k.a. The Fat Jew) in the latest Drinking with Dan episode. Ostrovsky has made a name for himself by sharing jokes and memes on social media. He explained his brand of humor to Dan Rather over a glass of rosé. Read more... More about Social Media, Dan Rather, The Fat Jew, and Josh Ostrovsky
Plutonium (Photo: Department of Energy/Wikimedia) After World War II ended, chemist and Manhattan Project member Glenn Seaborg finally got to add Plutonium, the element he had discovered during the war, to the periodic table. As Robert...Show More Summary
Yet again, there was an amusing moment in Jurgen Klopp’s press conference after Liverpool’s 2-1 Europa League victory over Bordeaux. Liverpool came from behind to win 2-1 thanks to goals from James Milner and Christian Benteke in the first half. Show More Summary