Post by Lisa Fogarty. Dakota Johnson has special powers. She can make Christian Grey fall in love with her. And she has made the even more impossible happen: her parents, Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson, are reuniting after eight years because she's about to make one of the most important moves in her career. Show More Summary
Jimmy Fallon has the perfect joke to end the latest round of John Travolta-Idina Menzel chatter. The two stars' fates became forever entwined at last years' Oscars after Travolta accidentally called Menzel "Adele Dazeem." In Fallon's...Show More Summary
Submitted by James Miller via FreedomWorks.org, A whistleblower-hating president, a bureaucrat who illegally targeted conservatives, and the former national intelligence director who lied before Congress walk into a bar. The bartender...Show More Summary
It turns out that CPAC 2015 was pretty much a Cavalcade of Conservative Comedy. In addition to the sly wit of Rick Santorum’s Birther joke, Sean Hannity did this hilarious routine about how Barack Obama keeps blaming Bush for everything! Talk about a fresh idea! Except it sort of went all cattywampus at the end: Read more on Ladies, Sean Hannity Can See Into Your Baby Caves…
15 People Who Had To Apologize For Their Jokes Jokes are funny. At least they’re supposed to be. But when they cross the line (or aren’t very funny), the people making the jokes end up having to apologize, it can
Mike Cruse has #Answersforwomen: "In order to address sexism, men have to be part of the conversation – not the butt of jokes." The post What #QuestionsforMen Means to a Good Guy appeared first on The Good Men Project.
Kelly Osbourne has quit E!'s Fashion Police, reportedly because of co-host Giuliana Rancic's comments that Disney star Zendaya's dreadlocks smelled like "patchouli oil" and "weed" at the Oscars. The network announced her departure in a boilerplate statement thanking her for her "many contributions" and saying that Osbourne was leaving "to pursue... More »
Among this year's attempts at conservative "humor": Sean Hannity's X-ray utero-vision, Ted Cruz's quip about not beating his wife, and the guy from Duck Dynasty calling STIs “the revenge of the hippies.” Image: Raw Story/YouTube The post CPAC’s Worst, Weirdest ‘Jokes’ appeared first on RH Reality Check.
Come for the abortion restriction proposals; stay for the sexist jokes. The post The War on Women Is A ‘Lie,’ And Other Anti-Women Assertions At The Annual Conservative Convention appeared first on ThinkProgress.
From Dan Piraro: Side note: even the grammar nazi in this cartoon makes a grammatical error (“real” instead of “really”) but I needed to use that tense to make the joke work. [Source: Don Piraro – Bizarro.com | Via Neatorama] The post Well Grammar [Comic] appeared first on Geeks are Sexy Technology News.
David Beckham appeared on the Graham Norton Show last night, alongside Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman. Becks was made the butt of the jokes as host Norton made him watch a slideshow of his most extravagant haircuts throughout his career, many of which Becks admits he now regrets. When it came to the Mohawk style he […]
Would you like help? Yeah, it’s funny, but as soon as you admit that you get the joke, you’ve dated yourself. Adding googly eyes to a paperclip evokes recollections of Clippy, the annoying virtual assistant in Microsoft Office applications sold from 1997 to 2003. Furbyfresse uploaded this picture and said her boyfriend made earrings for her. -via Fail Blog
"Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm I hook a beat up and convert it into hip-hop form" -Rakim, "I Ain't No Joke"...
HAMPTON, Ga. (AP) — When Travis Kvapil got the call Friday, he figured someone on his race team was playing a joke. "They said there was trouble with the car," Kvapil said. "I thought we could figure it out when we got in the garage area. Show More Summary
Kelly Osbourne is officially leaving E!s "Fashion Police." The news comes days after co-host Giuliana Rancic joked that Zendaya's dreadlock hairstyle at the 2015 Oscars probably "smells like patchouli oil or weed."Shortly after the comment, Osbourne spoke out against it and threatened in a post on Twitter to step down from the show. Show More Summary
The British light heavyweight spoke to MMAMania about his title fight vs. Emanuel Newton at Bellator 134, selling everything he owned to move to the U.S. to pursue a career in MMA, Guy Ritchie films, Kryolife and being approachable. The undefeated Liam McGeary is one of Bellator's best in the 205-pound division and currently sports a 9-0 record. Show More Summary
When Travis Kvapil got the call today, he figured someone on his race team was playing a joke. "They said there was trouble with the car," Kvapil said. "I thought we could figure it out when we got in the garage area. They're like, 'No, the car is gone.'"...
As I was watching the final moments of a very long Oscars telecast, all but certain that Birdman was about to be announced Best Picture, I was not offended so much as baffled when Sean Penn joked about Mexican director Alejandro G. Iñárritu's...Show More Summary
The Fix: “Bush was, by far, the best that I’ve seen him in his just-started presidential campaign. Gone was the somewhat-bumbling, uncertain speech-giver. (He did make a weird reference to campaign finance law and an odd joke about the weather [...] The post Jeb Bush Nailed It at CPAC appeared first on Political Wire.
Some fans will do just about anything when it comes to trying to convince recruits to attend their school of choice. One Florida Gator fan took it to a new extreme when the fan jokingly mentioned kidnapping Chauncey Gardner in orderShow More Summary